“Retired and Dangerous,”fun sarcastic and laid-back, Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt, Vintage Style Tee, Gift for Retiree, Comfortable Casual Shirt, Summer Wardrobe Essential
Clocked out, cashed in, and still causing problems.
The"Retirement - Everyone should Try It." Tee is perfect for the newly free forever unbothered. Whether you're sipping coffee instead of standing watch or golfing instead of giving orders, this shirt says it all:
You've earned your peace- and your right to mock the working class.
*Veteran-owned design for the still-salty and semi-silent
🐸Retirement looks good on you. So does this shirt.
Product features
- Available in sizes S to 4XL for a perfect fit.
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams for long-lasting wear.
- Designed without side seams for a smoother fit and reduced waste.
- Made from garment-dyed fabric for a soft texture and rich color.
- Crafted with 100% US cotton, ethically sourced and sustainably produced.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Garment-dyed fabric
The garment is dyed after it's been constructed, giving it a soft color and texture
100% Cotton
100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort.
S to 4XL
Available in multiple sizes from S to 4XL (select partners) so your customers can find the perfect fit. Consult with our Comfort Colors 1717 size chart for all available sizes.
Double-needle stitching on all seams
The garment is sewn around the finished edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting
Without side seams
The Comfort Colors 1717 tee is knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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