
Adorable. Dangerous. Sleep-depriving.
The "Future Heartbreaker, Current Sleep. Destroyer" Onesie is the official uniform for your little chaos goblin.
Whether they're charming strangers with a smile or launching midnight scream raids, this shirt makes one thing clear: They're cute - but they're on a mission.
*perfect for tantrums, snack negotiations, and 0300 wake-up calls
* Veteran-owned, sarcasm-certified
Product features
- 100% Airlume Cotton for ultimate comfort
- Expandable envelope neckline for easy dressing
- Convenient snap button closure for quick changing
- Side seams for a longer-lasting shape
- Manufactured in a socially responsible facility
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
100% Airlume Cotton
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey for total comfort.
Envelope neck
The expandable envelope neckline allows the garment to be easily pulled over the baby's head.
Snap Button Closure
The bottom snap closure makes for for quick, convenient changing
With side seams
Located along the sides of a garment, they hold shirts shape longer and lend its structural support
Tear-away tags
Total comfort and zero scratching thanks to the tearaway tags.
Socially Conscious Manufacturing
Manufactured in a facility accredited by the Fair Labor Association and certified by WRAP and bluesign.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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