“Standard-issue toddler attitude - now in T-shirt form.” - I'm Not Crying, I'm Issuing Demands, Funny Kids Shirt, Baby Shower Gift, Playful Toddler Tee, Unique Gift for [...]
This isn't a meltdown - it's a mission briefing.
The "I'm not crying, I'm Issuing Demands." Toddler tee was built for the smallest dictators in your squad. Whether they're screaming about snacks, bedtime, or the wrong color cup, this shirt makes one thing clear: they run the op now.
*Soft enough for sensitive skin - tough enough for temper tantrums
*Unisex guy got tiny tyrants
*Veteran - owned chaos, toddler-sized
*Makes a perfect baby shower gift if you want to scare new parents
🐸For future leaders. Or current loudmouths.
Product features
- 100% cotton for solid colors, ensuring softness and comfort.
- Structured fit with side seams for a flattering shape.
- Necktape for added comfort and durability at the neck.
- Child-friendly, meets safety compliance standards.
- Lightweight fabric, perfect for summer outings.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton (Heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Side seams
Side seams form the structure and shape of the garment
Necktape
Self-fabric tape covers the neck seam to stabilize the back of the garment for a more comfortable feel and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For children
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, and lead, phthalates, azo dyes level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Do not tumble dry; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dry clean.
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